Get your Vice on in Miami
by Roger Wade
October 2nd, 2006
Dear Crockett,
I know that I sometimes gave you a hard time back in the day and perhaps that is the reason you never come and visit me in South Beach anymore. Well, I’m here to make amends, my brother. Miami just ain’t the same without your white sports coats and picture perfect hair. The women don’t have anyone to fawn over and I don’t have anyone to help me beat up those two-bit drug dealers on the streets.
Come home my friend. Even though you might be down on your luck these days, you have no excuse with the flight and hotel deal being offered on Priceline these days.
Sincerely,
Tubbs
PS Feel free to bring some friends with you. This deal is good for everyone who purchases it by October 11, 2006.
