Last-minute deals to Miami just got cheaper

If you follow the news you probably have heard all about Travelocity threatening us if we keep giving out their coupon codes in this column. Our lawyers asked me to apologize for doing it, so here’s my official response to that: $50 Off Miami Last Minute Packages ($800 spend required) - COUPON CODE: MIAMIFL50

Take that, Travelocity! You and all the fat cats in Washington don’t want the general public to find out these special coupon codes, but we couldn’t pull off our now-famous Coupon Code Mondays without them. Giving these out each Monday has made me popular among budget-conscious travelers, but the hassle I get from angry companies has begun to take its toll. Every time I hear I siren I duck down an alley or side street, but I made a promise to my readers to keep this up anyway.

So far I’ve managed to stay out of trouble, but I’ve doubled the amount of martial arts classes I’m taking just in case. At this rate I’ll have my orange belt in tai chi by the end of 2008, which should make Travelocity’s enforcer goons think twice about coming after me in public.