Pack your bags and prepare to save up to 70% off!

I dig up “last-minute” deals fairly often, and those are usually some of the best prices you can ever get for those trips. Well, an outfit called Site 59 is taking it one step further with last-second deals!: Drop Everything! Last second deals from $199

These last-second deals seem to only be within the United States, but based on how the dollar is doing these days that’s probably for the best anyway. Do you want to go to France where a bottle of water costs more than your whole dinner in this country? Me either.

I always thought Site 59 was where they keep the alien bodies that have crash-landed in the desert over the years, but perhaps that’s not right. Actually, based on how low these airfare prices are, that might explain it! It could be that aliens are somehow pulling the strings and are able to offer sensational discounts if you are ready to run out the door with your suitcase in hand. I always assumed aliens would be more involved with levitation or mind control than with discounted last-second airfare, but things like that almost never tend to work out exactly how you expected them to, so this all makes sense now.