Southwest Airlines is somehow always cheap

Southwest Airlines has a reputation for super low prices and obnoxious flight attendants. Is one worth putting up with the other? That’s for you to decide. As far as I know I’m still banned from their system (don’t ask), but since you aren’t, you might be interested in this deal that just landed near my inbox (the new mail guy seems to be nearsighted) - Check out Southwest Airlines Vacations’ destinations. Find affordable air/hotel packages to exciting destinations from coast to coast.

If there is one thing my penpals and parole officers know about me, it’s that the only things I like more than destinations are exciting destinations! Seriously, Southwest has super low airfares to nearly everywhere they fly, and their vacation packages follow down that same road. I don’t know quite how they do it. Are they using robot workers from the future? I assume so, but I honestly don’t find that as troubling as some people evidently do.

Some say that robot workers from the future are ticking time bombs and that they’ll inevitably rise up and seize power, subjugating the very humans that created them. I’m not nearly so pessimistic. As long as Southwest can offer deals this low, I honestly don’t care what kind of robots they use to achieve it.