Vacations for ghosts? Not quite

I received an e-mail recently from someone asking me if it’s true there is now a company that arranges holidays for the dearly departed? The confusion is understandable, but the reality is that Spirit Vacations are for people who are very much alive, and also looking for fantastic bargains: Spirit Vacations - We offer complete vacation packages to the Caribbean, Florida, Las Vegas & Mexico.

If you think about it, why would ghosts need sensational discounts on air and hotel packages to the Caribbean, Florida, Las Vegas & Mexico? If I were a ghost I think I’d hang around a travel agency long enough to learn their internal codes and booking procedure, and then I’d just print my own tickets out after they’ve left for the day.

So I’d be flying first class and staying in suites the whole time. I’d also type in a thing whereby I’d get bottles of champagne sent to my suite every couple of hours. This is starting to get exciting just thinking about it! But in the meantime, Spirit Vacations can save you up to 40% or so on warm-weather destinations for the next couple of months. For now we’ll just concentrate on the here and now, deal?