Remember that maddening song Kokomo? The Beach Boys sung it a few years back and it still is stuck in my head. Even though I will always associate Montego Bay with the desire to cut out my eardrums with a hacksaw, I still would recommend a vacation there. The beaches are great, the water is warm, and the rum will do wonder for your sex appeal. For a limited time, Priceline is offering up half priced flights to Montego Bay. Go ahead, pack your Beach Boys cassette and head on down to Kokomo.
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo