Spirit Airlines Presents A Very Mullet Christmas

It was the night before Christmas and all through the barber shop not a creature was stirring not even a mullet. Ah yes, the childhood memories that come to mind when one thinks of Christmas and mullets. There is of course that classic tale of the Grinch who Stole Christmas, which takes place in the town of Mulletville. There is also that unforgettable movie, It’s a Wonderful Mullet. And who could ever forget that the most famous reindeer of them all was shunned by his peers not because of his shiny red nose but because he was all business in the front and all party in the back? The mullet and Christmas go together like bread and butter.

Spirit Airlines captures the essence of the mullet and its place in the holiday season with its Very Mullet Christmas promotion. The airline is offering wildly discounted flights to places like Orlando and Puerto Rico. Presumably these are destinations where the mullet is revered and respected because I can think of no other reason why the airline would have such a promotion.

Get thee to a barber shop and get your mullet on today. The offer ends December 15, 2006 and the only thing worse than missing out on a good deal is missing out on a good deal while your sister wife combs your mullet.